"Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat" - Horace, seaweed, obscure references, Sein und Zeit, baking pastries in an Easy Bake Oven, unicorns, dirty hair, breaking furniture, secret hand shakes, ostentatious vocabulary, being verbose, knitting, crocheting, making dresses, painting portraits of Frida Kahlo, Tetris, Hello Kitty, broken bones and broken hearts, horses are the loves of my life, espresso, sushi, breaking contractual obligations, crossword puzzles, Elizabethan couture, break ups on the R train, my 1912 Singer sewing machine, radical feminizzle, playing Scrabble in Latin, martinis, fake accents, scars, making out will be intermittently paused by pillow-talk on metaphysics, insomnia, cigarettes, breaking expensive things, Nietzsche, gardening, my cello, trouble, hiding amphetamines from the 'rents, breaking into your house and reading your mail, staying out of jail, in your dreams she pulls up in a sports car with the windows boarded up, black hair and blue hearts, logic, ontology, Freemasonry, the Rosicrucians, spoonerisms, people with coprostasis, getting cancer, nerd erotica, my canine half, pictures of you with an emo haircut holding a flying v because I've never seen anything like that before and would like to meet someone very, very serious about speed picking.